Monday, May 10, 2010

Change

Dear BIS Community,


"Change", is the subject matter of this newsletter.


Each day, we are confronted with the quality of SODEXO's food. I have thrown away my food before, as it is simply not edible at times and I believe it is safe to say, that most of you have had similar experiences. Furthermore, their portions are based on the appetite of a four year old and their sauces are solely made for the purpose of vomiting. Some might find the food satisfying and I am a big fan of the doughnuts as well, but to eat those every day? Come on Mr. Berg, it is time for a change.


The IB was not instituted for everyone, but BIS is trying to sell it to every one. Students from grades ten to twelve have the greatest workload, which is why they like to light up a joint on a wednesday afternoon. Let us get mathematical on this subject matter, shall we: great workload+ marijuana= High School Diploma. I believe I have made my point. It is time for a change.


A further factor, which is also the cause of an inhospitable environment, are the unemployed mothers, whom linger around school, due to boredom, or the assembly at the end of the year, where they are thanked by nobody. However, as these parents are not german, they would rather be part of the B.I.S bubble, which is growing a thick coating. How are family's supposed to integrate themselves into a society, that they simply do not come into contact with? And buying groceries at the supermarket, accompanying a quiet "Dunkeschan" ("Dankeschön"), will not make the cut. Most of these people do not talk to people unrelated to B.I.S. The school is fenced and cameras are located at each corner, to locate "intruders". Great effort at being interactive, within different social groups. Ok, let the rich kids play by themselves. But, it is definitely time for a change.


The Dean of Students is a further figure, which was recently introduced to the school. A very good example of wasting the eight-million €, that the school makes yearly. His job is to show students their fallacious behavior and penalize them for it. These pupils then need to reflect on their behavior, during monday lunches. I have not recognized change, in regards of their behavior. Nonetheless, there is no need for panic: The Student Council will make everything better. They are the voice of the students, though I do not hear them talk very often. It is time for a change and this is why, I am, who I am.


Yes… and my name is Prophet.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

if you're going to pretend to be capable of using somewhat sophisticated vocabulary, please, at least have the decency of doing so in a proper manner.

aside from that, i entirely agree.

Anonymous said...

Pure quality entertainment once again.

Anonymous said...

A further factor, which is also the cause of an inhospitable environment, are the unemployed mothers, whom linger around school, due to boredom, or the assembly at the end of the year, where they are thanked by nobody. However, as these parents are not german, they would rather be part of the B.I.S bubble, which is growing a thick coating.


you are a hero! :D

Anonymous said...

Quite amusing and I absolutely agree. This B.I.S. bubble needs to be popped!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA, major student council diss!!!!!

Anonymous said...

nice try to be gossip girl.
been there, done that.
it's getting old.

Anonymous said...

love, this is nothing like gossip girl's miserable and rather embarrassing attempt at being innovatively entertaining.

this actually is true.

Anonymous said...

i think you should mention headphones (:

Anonymous said...

i think you should mention headphones (:

Anonymous said...

Yea, try writing it better next time. Points are valid, but the writing is messed.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck cares? this is the shitiest entertainment i got. And don't act all "sophisticated" with your words.

Anonymous said...

wow, way to go on having a social life yourself "Prophet" this is funny and all but whoever writes this bis bs must be sad...or a teacher who is disturbed

Anonymous said...

oh make a new post already, will you

Anonymous said...

Why are some people being so rude? So what if his/her writing isn't perfect? And to the person who posted 'wow, way to go on having a social life yourself "Prophet"', you're just being hypocritical. If Prophet has no social life, how damn low on the food chain must you be to be sitting around reading "bis bs" and wasting your time cyber-complaining about it when someone's just trying to have some fun? My god.

Anonymous said...

schön!

Anonymous said...

Well, i dont really see the point in writing this, isnt it obvious enough already?!?

Anonymous said...

haha true

Anonymous said...

Why do we have newspapers which say for example Angela Merkel is Bundeskanzler or why do newspapers write hey their is a war going on..... why do people say stuff and write stuff? Maybe so that it becomes obvious?

Anonymous said...

May 17, 2010 5:32 PM whoever wrote that shitty comment at that time, is an idiot. You know its a bunch of crap so stop sticking up for your friend.

Anonymous said...

I know who it is :)

Anonymous said...

There are plenty of german people in the lower secondary school who integrate themselves with the international ones. In the upper secondary school however...that would be a different story

Anonymous said...

i think its good, unless some stupid 6th grader like karim or oliver wrote it.. then its gay